CHARACTER: The Janitor
the best kind of friends are the ones who u don’t talk to for like 6 months then u just pop up one day like sup bitch n everything’s cool
some days im like yo but most days im like YOOOOO
well shit
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but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
Except these
Those are fucking scones.
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Stare at the first photo for 30 seconds. Stare at second photo immediately after. URWELCOME :D
If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
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why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew
