CHARACTER: The Janitor
the best kind of friends are the ones who u don’t talk to for like 6 months then u just pop up one day like sup bitch n everything’s cool
some days im like yo but most days im like YOOOOO
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
Those are fucking scones.
Stare at the first photo for 30 seconds. Stare at second photo immediately after. URWELCOME :D
If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew